What This Weekend Has Had To Offer So Far

• An... interesting family breakfast.
• A football game that started well, and ended horrifically.
• A third full Thanksgiving meal.
• The discovery that I cannot write blog posts with ease while under close and direct observation by my sister.
• The following quote, "Call me a narcissist, but I love it when you write about me."
• The realization that our family dog is probably dying.
• The chance to witness, in action, a mother-daughter relationship being healed by the power of crafts.
• A pair of $4.66 sweatpants from Target.

And one offer I declined:

• An open audition to perform at/participate in(?) Hugh Hefner's New Year's Eve Extravaganza in Las Vegas.