Mama Always Said...
Words of wisdom from my mom, guest contributer:
"Yesterday I attended the birth of a 1 lb. 3 oz. baby. Today I attended the birth of an 11 lb. 5 oz. baby. Expectant mothers, I encourage you to shoot for something in between those two extremes."
And, bonus round:
"When your ex-girlfriend comes to your house to hang out with your roommate, and then tells you that you're not allowed to register for a class that you need because she is going to be in it and doesn't want to see you, something is wrong."
Almost like a Jack Handey quote, but unfortunately tragically true to life.
"Yesterday I attended the birth of a 1 lb. 3 oz. baby. Today I attended the birth of an 11 lb. 5 oz. baby. Expectant mothers, I encourage you to shoot for something in between those two extremes."
And, bonus round:
"When your ex-girlfriend comes to your house to hang out with your roommate, and then tells you that you're not allowed to register for a class that you need because she is going to be in it and doesn't want to see you, something is wrong."
Almost like a Jack Handey quote, but unfortunately tragically true to life.
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