Things I would tweet if I had a Twitter account:

• Jesse is playing Farmville on Facebook but we're supposed to be watching a movie now. Must get entertainment priorities straight!
• Just found out one of my pastors has gotten to hang out one-on-one with Wendell Berry before. So jealous!!
• Mom made Funfetti cookies for us. I guess I will gain 10 pounds by Thanksgiving, after all.
• Today I feel like Jack Bauer pumping my boobs for information.
• Ah, he's done farming. Get Smart, here we come.