Things I would tweet if I had a Twitter account:

  • Jesse is playing Farmville on Facebook but we're supposed to be watching a movie now. Must get entertainment priorities straight!
  • Just found out one of my pastors has gotten to hang out one-on-one with Wendell Berry before. So jealous!!
  • Mom made Funfetti cookies for us. I guess I will gain 10 pounds by Thanksgiving, after all.
  • Today I feel like Jack Bauer pumping my boobs for information.
  • Ah, he's done farming. Get Smart, here we come.


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