Does it seriously have to get dark before 5:00pm?

I love pumpkin pie. The rich, creamy texture of the pie body. The elegant blend of spices. The crust: thick, flaky, al dente. And to top it all off, a nice layer of smooth whipped cream adorning each piece.

That's really all I have to say. Other things I could write about are how I got up at noon today and had turkey for breakfast, or the two ingrown toenails I'm about to go try to correct after I post this. But I won't. Good night!