While I Was Sleeping

This morning I woke up with a sore throat, so when Miette started chirping a little after 6:00, Jesse was kind enough to get up with her and let me sleep a little longer. I have a fuzzy memory of some horrified shouting from Jesse, which, in my 75% asleep state, I attributed to Miette possibly puking up some of her breakfast or something. Now I know what really happened. The end is pretty gross, so be warned. But everything before that is so true and aptly described. Well done, Jesse!