Any Ideas?

Tomorrow I get to go to a wedding. I am pretty excited it about since I haven't been to a wedding in quite a while, and I expect this one to be fun. Except I do get nervous about the dancing. This is weird to some people, since I used to do ballet. But, really, when it comes to social dancing, I am atrocious. Wish me luck tomorrow!

My real question, though, is: what is the best way to 'decorate' a marital getaway car? I may or may not get to participate in any actual vandalism, but will almost certainly give some input. One time I stuck Oreo cookie halves on a car - this was both tasty and effective. Probably my favorite exit-vehicle-adornment-ceremony involved putting a live lobster inside the car, hanging from the driver's side headrest.

Anyway, I would love to hear your stories and/or suggestions, if you have any...